Jun 8, 2013

The robbery.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

<This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking>

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

<This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! >

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

<This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! >

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

<This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!>

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

<This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.>

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

<This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" >

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

<This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! >